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President Obama is visiting Warrensburg next Wednesday to tell everyone how awesome everything is, or something:

The White House says Obama will travel Wednesday to Galesburg, Ill., and Warrensburg, Mo., to make his case for spending on infrastructure and for universal pre-school programs. Obama is also expected to highlight the economic benefits of overhauling immigration laws.

Should be epic.

I’ll pass.

I’ll be in Jefferson City.

Let me know how it goes.